mercredi 27 juin 2007

The greatest one-liner in cinema

From Richard Hétu's blog, to Slate.

John Mclane holds the palm for the greatest one liner in the history of cinema :

http://www.slate.com/id/2168927

I tought Predator had a couple of good ones, but really, i do agree with this article.

Crise de l'horreur

Ai été voir 1408 hier. Un film tout de même encensé comme le fut, mais un peu moins, La Descente, il y a quelque temps.

Mais franchement non; après deux débuts intéressants, les films foirent.

Alors où est passée l'horreur, que faut-il faire aujourd'hui pour renouveler le genre et, ma foi, faire vraiment peur aux gens. Il me semble que "Caché" de Heineke était plus effrayant, mais encore là, ce n'était pas de l'horreur.

Ce qu'il faudrait c'est trouver la parfaite mixtion de traditionnel Lovecraftien et poesque, de gore et de moderne. Je veux dire qu'il faudrait faire peur avec un cellulaire et un satellite, mais tout de même ne pas centrer le récit là-dessus; enfin. Je me pose la question. Que faire? Peut-être que la réponse réside dans le style.

mardi 26 juin 2007

Coming out

Yes, I was a wrestling fan.

I grew up watching the Hulk's and Ultimate, and Bret of this world. I was there when de monday night war Raged, switching from WCW to WWF(E) and back.

But one thing was sure : if Chris Benoit was on TV, I was watching.

Today i mourn his death, and the passing of his wife and kid.

I could ramble about how great he was, what a wrestling god he was...

But the point is that he killed them and then commited suicide.

I'm shocked. When a hero shows he's human, life just get a little bit more desperate. But I'll find other heros.

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2007/more/06/25/wrestler.dead.ap/index.html?cnn=yes

jeudi 21 juin 2007

Blade Runner


Just to remember you to watch Blade Runner, once in your life.


This year is the 25Th anniversary of the great movie directed by Ridley Scott, featuring Harrisson Ford (an adaptation of the book by Phillip K. Dick : Do androïds dream of electric sheep?)


A simple reflexion taken in an article, on wikipedia : Descartes's, cogito : "je pense donc je suis". Androïds certainly have conscience of themselves and their finality. That certainly brings them closer to human nature. Also, Rick Deckard, René Descartes, there is a similarity (kard, souding like card, meaning cartes in french, Rick souding like René etc.). This problem gets more interesting when we consider the ambiguous nature of Deckard : is he an androïd? He certainly thinks and exists...


Just check out this movie. It is supposed to be re-released in theatre and on DVD in a Director's Final cut, this year.

dimanche 17 juin 2007


Il me faut revenir

Dans tes gras caché au cœur de ta foi

Je saurai me retourner et réagir je saurai

Hérisser mes doigts contre les catastrophes

Les incompréhensions et fleurir dans la simplicité

Contre les épines de nos paroles et le ridicule

Que nous fourgonnons de journaux jaunis

Tu lis déjà ma transformation ton front

Est un foyer ton action est un tison qui

S’amplifie dans l’oubli comme tout ce qui fut cachetés

Nos secrets nos lèvres nos brèves réunions nos confiances

Se déplient comme le vieil origami

De mon cœur.

mardi 12 juin 2007

The gay bomb

A story I learned from Patrick Lagace's blog, dans I want you to check it out on the BBC network, here :

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/4174519.stm


US army was experimenting on a gay bomb, supposed to turn enemy soldiers into rabid needy homosexuals who would have started to fornicate on the battleground. Yeah right, the smell of napalm in the mourning would'nt cover up the smell of pheromones...

Oh and there is other good ideas like that, classified of course.

lundi 11 juin 2007

La peur du manuel


Voilà, c'est un peu comme une honte, d'autant plus que j'ai appris à conduire avec boîte manuelle et l'ai fait pendant 3 ans.


Sauf que maintenant j'ai peur de ce qui pourrait m'arriver.


Parce que je n'ai plus conduit qu'automatique depuis quelques années et là tout s'enligne pour que je doive retourner à mes vieilles habitudes en Corse. Oui, parce que là-bas, malgré leurs routes en 8, ils sont pas foutus d'avoir des flottes consistantes de véhicules automatiques.


Et moi qui pendant des années disait regretter l'époque bénie où conduire était amusant, avec le bras de vitesse et tout, et bien maintenant je comprends que le Tout-Haut m'a entendu et châtie mon outrecuidance.


Merde, ce sera un re-baptême, que je crains, mais enfin il faudra voir.


Je m'imagine déjà le locateur qui me voit étouffer dans sa cours, avant même de partir :


- Ah bordel le con, il va se planter.

- On l'arrête?

- Non il va nous rapporter gros et puis ce n'est qu'une Twingo.


Ben voilà ce n'est qu'une Twingo mais je suis dedans, ma copine aussi, hého.


Que Dieu nous garde (ou ce serait bien, j'ai appris la leçon, qu'une clio auto nous tombe du ciel).

mercredi 6 juin 2007

Le prix

Je suis lauréat d'un prix littéraire en France. On m'invite, entre autre, à un séjour d'écriture. Le hic c'est que le tout tombe en même temps que mon voyage en Corse.

Alors je refuse, j'espère avoir pris la bonne décision.

Je vous assure, ma lettre de refus était très belle. Si belle qu'elle me conforte dans ma décision. Une fois écrite, je ne pouvais plus ne pas l'envoyer.

lundi 4 juin 2007

Why Bob Why?

Bob Barker is leaving.

After 35 years (a record; my grandfather was watching the show with my dad when he was a kid) Bob is leaving the Price is right!

The show is supposed to go on. Will it survive without him?

We won't.

(And if they sell the set in auction, i'll be sure to bet).


In french :

http://www.cyberpresse.ca/article/20070602/CPARTS/706020634/1041/CPARTS

vendredi 1 juin 2007

From Lovecraft to Black Sabbath

The album debut of black sabbath had a song called "Behind the wall of sleep", ending like this:

"Take your body to a corpse. Now from darkness, there springs light. Wall of Sleep is cold and bright. Wall of Sleep is lying broken. Sun shines in, you are awoken"

Let's now take a look at H.P. Lovecraft's short story "Beyond the wall of sleep" :

"...All this he tells me - yet I cannot forget what I saw in the sky on the night after Slater died. Lest you think me a biased witness, another pen must add this final testimony, which may perhaps supply the climax you expect. I will quote the following account of the star Nova Persei verbatim from the pages of that eminent astronomical authority, Professor Garrett P. Serviss:
"On February 22, 1901, a marvelous new star was discovered by Doctor Anderson of Edinburgh, not very far from Algol. No star had been visible at that point before. Within twenty-four hours the stranger had become so bright that it outshone Capella. In a week or two it had visibly faded, and in the course of a few months it was hardly discernible with the naked eye."


There's is nothing new there, in that BS was influenced by such macabre works. But what i'd like to focus on is the difference here between the slow fading of the star, meaning also of the supernatural event, in opposition to the rude awakening in the BS song. Nothing to say, but questions :

A statement on fiction? The slow fading of a story, in our minds and the abrupt ending of a song? The rude esthetique of rock, versus the one of literature? As it seems the group has taken the themes and the style developed by Lovecraft, and accelerated them, all along.

Also, and weirdly, the song by BS seems to have a much more happy ending than the Lovecraft story. Or is that so? In fact, it seems as if the return to darkness, in the Lovecraft story, is a reassuring thing, because it ends the inexplicable event of a shining star. Here, the drakness is good. On the other end, the bringing of light in the BS song seems like a rough ending, as if the dreamer was against his will awekened, as if the fiction ended with much despair.

Should we say the song and the story complete themselves? The story longing for darkness, and the song telling how sad it is to leave it, and maybe asking secretly to return to it?